smolderhaldereyes:

“But this is really seeing the future, you just leave us behind. Is that what you’re gonna do to me?”

“No. Not to you.”

courtneystoker:

radiantbutterfly:

Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.

w-helmed:

sometimes I can recognise someone I hardly know just from seeing the back of their head from like 50 yards away then I remember no one can tell superman from clark kent because of a pair of glasses and a damned spit curl and this is what keeps me up at night

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which greek god loved animals the most 

zoos

• graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
• on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
• graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
• montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
• graham: yes
• graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
• petra: we're half through voting now
• graham: oh that's depressing
• estonia: shows up
• graham: is he standing outside a prison?
• albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
• graham: better than you
• albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
• graham: you should leave
• eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
• graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
• germany: we're having so much fun!!!!!
• graham: speak for yourself
• dude: breathes
• graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
• petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
• graham: god, please, no
• denmark: winning
• graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!!!!!
• voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
• graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
• graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
• graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice

• Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
• Graham Norton: You should leave.

All I’m going to say on here about the Doctor Who finale (at least for now) is:

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